How to take a myspace photo
1. Pull "pondering" face. (This usually involves pouting and a raising of both eye brows, into a slightly intelligent expression)
2. Look on wonderingly into the distance, looking at anything other than the camera
3. Grab inanimate object, a dandylion or a book work well. The book is best to complete the "inter-lekt-ual" look.
4. Hold camera at arm's length, above the body, looking down.
5. Take photo, turn round camera to check the picture, repeat if necessary. (Sometimes you may look less like a bellend than you intended, repetition of photo taking can ensure perfection)
I have to say, minus the object, you did quite well. i think the red shirt and tie combo so unique and stylish and lush, just about helped pull it off.
My hat goes off to you Darren. You are a tit.
