Once up on a time, there was a great war - worth of an appropiate name. A war we shall call INFERNO. There were eleven players - the Village Idiot called Confy, Two Brave Scots called Jock and Joxy, an old piece of bread called Mouldy and a knight in rusty armour - Cake. They bravely took on a band of mercinaries - Little Ziggy The Short, Sutton The Not Scot, Stueh the jumpy, a small tree called Lemon, a massive chav called Master and one we shall come to later.
By Cake in Latest News on Monday 06 February @ 15:55
Mix Report by [MAG]Cake
A report of Friday's mixing, by [MAG]CAke
Recent articles have been written by Jennings and contain a strong editorial bias.
In this article [MAG]Cake writes from a different perspective and exposes some uncomfortable truths.
The truth may shock...
Read on to find out how MAg mixes typically go...
By jennings in Latest News on Monday 08 August @ 16:09
The mystic meaning of five by [MAG] Ziggy
We know that you have been missing these articles, but to be honest we have been far too busy pwning Germans to compose more.
Well finally [MAG]Ziggy has dug out his solid gold Parker fountain pen. He sat in his study, overlooking the fountain in his courtyard; gazing beyond to the stables - next to neatly trimmed maze.
In this article [MAG]Ziggy explores the meaning of the number 5.
The number 5 has always been regarded as mystical and magical, yet essentially ‘human’.
Read on for a completely impartial and unbiased editorial on the magical number five.
By jennings in Latest News on Friday 15 April @ 19:09
Dante's inferno by [MAG] Ziggy
Dont miss this interpretation of the classic poem turned into a roller coaster romantic thriller written by our very own Ziggy.
A classic love story, a tale of CT meets T, CT falls for T, T is unaware of CT and loves T2 , T2 is already in a same sex relationship with another T2 which sends T on a psychotic rampage of violent revenge killing and this dear reader is where our bodice ripper of a love story begins...
By jennings in Latest News on Monday 20 December @ 19:47
Is leadership vital to a club?
I think it is clear from the title that nothing particularly funny happened at mixing club last night.
So instead I will regale you with a tale of how Mixing Club took a unique approach to establishing structure within the group.
We decided to tackle the sublect of ranking within mixing club head-on last night.
In such an elite military unit as the Mixing Club, leadership could be the difference between getting humiliated and merely suffering a heavy defeat.
Read on to find out how we approached it, in typically unorthodox fashion.
By jennings in Latest News on Saturday 18 December @ 10:20
Exclusive match report form our man in a sheepskin coat - Alan Handsome.
This week a sports report.
With many matches played on Friday night - the season mixing continues with some fine individual performances and some team work that demonstrates perfectly the word synergy.
All players were in fine form.
The weather was hot and humid and the pitch was ...well...dusty, with burnt out cars littering the landscape.
In a rare turn of events MAG won every game and were even accused of being mid skilled. A claim that was laughted off by the sports pundits.
Read on to find out how a promising youngster called [MAG]Todster, lit up the game with his own magic.